toisapreposition:

Repulsive, on many levels…

JUST GUY BEING GUY

notexactly:

There’s no new Aunt Sandy debacle to chronicle this week, so instead, here’s a picture of Guy Fieri to terrify you.

Guy! Your glasses are on backwards!

lookatthisfuckingpancake:

Look at this strangely-accurate-but-just-as-creepy-as-its-counterpart Guy Fieri pancake.

 now THAT’S a guy-cake!

roseivashkov:

most random photo ever or most awesome photo ever?

The Dude and the Duder.

fuckyeahlukeandersen:

I made this picture a while ago and just happened to find it.  Thought I’d share it with you fine people. :)

You are a genius, sir.

(Source: mucho-bueno)

joestracci:

via Warming Glow:

“Guy Fieri has an awesome collection of totems representing a tiny penis, among them a $200,000 Lamborghini and a monstrous diesel truck. And now here he is with a gigantic pepper grinder. “GRRRRR YOU WANT SOME BLACK PEPPER SALAD ON YOUR SALAD BABY?” “Oh yeah, Guy, I wanna eat it all!” Ugh.

How big do you think it is? I’m setting the over-under at a pen cap.”

You know what they say, IT’S NOT THE SIZE OF THE TOOL.

(Source: joestracci)

Babies love him, dads want to be him.